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Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.
Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.
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Toot Toot Yaws

“Toot Toot Yaws” is a phrase that is used to express amazement at something. anything can be referred to as toot toot yaws. it is a compliment!
“omg your hair is so toot toot yaws today”
“what is toot toot yaws?”
“look on urban dictionary…”
by Catgirl3000 July 23, 2021
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typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"
Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.
by johnnypockets January 12, 2022
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Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024
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toot

A: I've read your tweet on Mastodon
B: It's called a toot
by Franz van Friedberg December 23, 2022
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Toot

by Loudblower420 September 12, 2017
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toot eye

they’ve got a toot eye
by .kc May 20, 2023
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