pity wood

When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.

Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.

by JDuffy March 25, 2007

iwishabitch woods

A symbolic "place". When someone says they live here, it usually means they "dare" someone to mess with them.

This refers to " I wish a bitch would ".

"I live in the iwishabitch woods. Don't fuck with me. "-Lex.

by Buffalo 39 June 28, 2016

Larj Wood

Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.

Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood

by WobblyWhale February 14, 2019

Spring Wood

The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.

- Hey man, isn't springtime great?

- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...

by M.C.T. April 27, 2011

felix wood

fucked a whale made her slit wrists daddy woody massive pussy no face no case

ur such a felix wood

by wagone November 8, 2018

Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.

Jessica Aba is wood bait.

by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009

Laying wood

Gonna beat them cheeks

Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night

Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood

by Slickerydickery July 21, 2018