Wank Material

something or someone that could enhance a persons visual enjoyment while masturbating

that lass over there is proper wank material

by mc_beet August 6, 2006

Aqua Wank

The action of masturbating within a body of water, excluding the bath tup, e.g. a wank in the ocean, (or more extreme a swimming pool.)

It can also be made wank into a game, the more fish around your semen, the more successful the wank. compare with your friends and others of a similar disgusting nature, and see who is the best at 'beating off the fishes'.

holy shit, should of seen my aqua wank trail, I had a school of fish following me! beat that!

by coretmanus March 11, 2009

Wank the rabbit

To smoke a cigarette.

Cover for me, I'm just off to the break room to wank the rabbit.

by Edward L. Squamata February 2, 2009

wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

by koko October 31, 2004

wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Nostalgia Wank

Masturbating to something (i.e. Porn, Someone you got dirty with) you tugged one off to a long time ago

"Hey I haven't seen that video for ages! Time for a Nostalgia Wank"
...
"It's good to be back"

by Wooooool November 24, 2013

Fusion Wank

The ability to have a wank whilst simultaneously undertaking another task with your free hand, which is non wank related.

Mike, " Yo Steve, what did you get up to last night"?

Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".

Mike, "Good effort mate".

by go_now_and_live October 28, 2011