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gracie farmer

A hot hoe with a nice body and has a really good personality. Sometimes slutty but people like when she flirts
by Kool Kind Kid June 7, 2016
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The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.
I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!
by Yetiarms April 13, 2022
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farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.
Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023
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Welsh farmer

A hunky geezer who wears dungarees, wellies, and sports a beard stinking of sex appeal and cow shit. He is especially equipped at farming cows, chickens, and performing BDSM (though he is normally the submissive to his feisty, ginger welsh wife)
'Oh my gosh, your Welsh farmer is such a hunk.'
'Yeah I know, he just finished farming the cows.'
by WelshFarmer69 May 8, 2019
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Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?
by Dicto long June 6, 2018
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Buckwheat farmer

A description or derogatory for someone easy going, unskilled or useless.

It originates from the fact that Buckwheat is a crop that is extremely easy to grow in most climates and in even the poorest soil, hence requiring less skill from the farmer than more demanding crops.
Further Buckwheat is often used to condition soil for other crops, so the farmer really should be able to grow other primary crops in the conditioned soil, given that the farmer is active and skilled.
An alternate origin could be the black character in "The Little Rascals" series named Buckwheat who became synonymous with the picaninny character, attributing the characteristics of black/picaninny stereotype mixed with the word farmer to suggest that someone works with the skill and efforts of a picaninny stereotype.
"Go out and fix it you buckweat farmer"

"Don't let him do the job he is a buckwheat farmer"
by Sohave December 30, 2018
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tampon farmer

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.
David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?

Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!

David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.

Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head
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