Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.
"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
by HazyKushen May 18, 2016
Get the half couchmug. by Rainbow-farts February 17, 2019
Get the Couch tatermug. A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.
I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town
by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018
Get the Couch splittermug. An act of combustion that takes place either atop, or inside a couch. The couch burns, along with anyone unfortunate enough to be on the couch at the time, as everyone knows couches are fortresses that trap anyone from attempting to escape their impending doom.
Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.
Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.
"I hope you die in a couch fire with a bum trying to claw his way into your kidneys so he can use it for booze money."
by Juney814 August 19, 2007
Get the couch firemug. by Murkywater2 February 8, 2014
Get the flipped the couchmug. Give me two Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, no lettuce or tomatoes, add ketchup and mustard. And this time, don't drop the couch!
by Svelte January 30, 2008
Get the Drop the couchmug. Usually a homeless & jobless lazy male or female who is a total moocher and who eats all of your food and often steals from the victim who the couch munster decides to attach it's self to. It's almost impossible to remove this beast unless you bribe them with drugs,alcohol or food. They refuse to leave without being kicked out on their ass.
This person loves to hog the TV and your videO games....
They are most often junkies....trust me i know.
Though other addicts and losers and pigglet leaches of all sorts can become a couch munster/parasite. If you can bribe them then set the couch on fire as they sleep/
This person loves to hog the TV and your videO games....
They are most often junkies....trust me i know.
Though other addicts and losers and pigglet leaches of all sorts can become a couch munster/parasite. If you can bribe them then set the couch on fire as they sleep/
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by dumpster demon January 26, 2010
Get the couch munstermug.