by Thetourgoose May 1, 2016
Get the tour goose mug.What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.
This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.
by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023
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Get the Salim Toure mug.1. An amazing tour featuring just Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie. Without Alice Cooper there would be no Rob Zombie.
2. Rob Zombie is a great Crowd pleasing performance where as Alice Cooper is more of drama and killing on stage.
2. Rob Zombie is a great Crowd pleasing performance where as Alice Cooper is more of drama and killing on stage.
by its a carry-on!!! May 20, 2010
Get the Grewsome Twosome Tour mug.Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.
John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
by ItsInu January 13, 2023
Get the tour crater mug.The fantasy (usually due to substances) that your in a rock bands tour bus. These fantasy's tend to include; Partying, Rock 'n Roll Music, Women, Passion, Drinking, and an intense need to whip your hair around.
This morning I woke up in Vegas, my head is buzzing so bad. I don't remember what happened but all I know is Tour Bus Fantasy is a good time.
by RPTJ January 10, 2025
Get the Tour Bus Fantasy mug.noun: activity where multiple women are orally pleasured back-to-back by the same individual or group of individuals; marathon cunnilingus
A: Hey man, where were you last weekend?
B: Sorry dude, I was on a sushi tour Saturday night and my jaw hurt Sunday
B: Sorry dude, I was on a sushi tour Saturday night and my jaw hurt Sunday
by ZeeZeeBee March 4, 2022
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