Power Squeeze Bars

The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.

I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010

deep sea squeeze

a handjob that is given underwater

damn, that was a good deep sea squeeze in the pool

by y33t September 26, 2017

The juice is worth the squeeze

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences. The Girl Next Door.

JohnnyStrokeAlot: Dance with her!
AdamHardAsARock: I don't know about that. Her boyfriend is tough looking.
JohnnyStrokeAlot: Man, I'd do it if I had the chance.
AdamHardAsARock: Yeah, you're right. The juice is worth the squeeze.

by Lightboxes March 1, 2008

Squeeze One Out

Another way of saying "Take a Dump"

Hold on. Gotta go squeeze one out.

by Scat-Man June 18, 2013

Squeeze one off

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009

squeeze-me-poo

Chocolate syrup when poured on a hot dog.

Yo! Phill my brother! Pour me some squeeze-me-poo on mah dog!

by sir robin of cairo December 24, 2008

squeeze one out

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.

Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005