Piss Pal

This device looks like a small mobile shower curtain with a bucket mounted on the bottom of it. It is portable and ideal for tailgating. Future upgrades may include but are not limited to a larger bucket with a cover and a large hole cut into it for those that need to go #2.

Dude, break out the Piss Pal man, I gotta go. These beers are going right thru me and the portapotty line is too long to wait in.

by Iamdrunk April 19, 2011

Phat Piss

A need to urinate for an extremely long period of time, and when accomplished, one feels joyus and excited for completing such a goal.

I call the bathroom when we get home, i have to take a phat piss.

by thesilverbullet February 3, 2010

Death Piss

A phenomena that occurs when a man sits down to take a piss. The trajectory of the piss lines up perfectly with the lip of the toilet causing piss to travel through the toilet rim and out onto the floor. This usually goes undetected until it is too late.

"DUDE I JUST PISSED MYSELF"

"WTF MAN"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A DEATH PISS"

by Bustingtonmovesworth November 19, 2012

freestyle pissing

An act in which one pisses in a public bathroom everywhere but the toilet.

"let's see your freestyle pissing."

"ok." **pisses in soap dispenser"

by Ebicgamre July 26, 2021

Piss Abyss

When you’re having intercourse with your partner and instead of ejaculating, you urinate

Last night I gave my girl the piss abyss

by TheHazBat February 15, 2022

Piss Bidet

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.

I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.

by DanDut May 30, 2008

Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.

Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019