butter-balling 

Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.

Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"

Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"

butter-balling by Professor Poo January 11, 2008

Top Billin'

The South-West's biggest hip-hop night, apparently (it wins by default, being the only competitor). For those who feel they need some edification on how much a series of strangers don't care for the opinion of people who might criticise them, or some vague philosophy from the aforementioned, with reference to mostly-imagined hardships in their past, it's a fun night out.

Manages to snare many students once, sometimes even twice, before they realise that paying £5 to stand in an empty room whilst a bunch of kidults in oversized clothing 'spit' about the difficulties of growing up on the English riviera is simply not fun.

Most events take place in the bus-stop-cafeteria-that-thinks-its-a-nightclub (White Rabbit), where visitors can enviously watch crowds of people leaving the bus-stop they feel obliged, having paid, to spend some time in.

"Did you go to that Top Billin' night?"
"Yeah."
"What was it like?"
"Shit."

"Want to come to Top' Billin' with me tonight?"
"No."

"Boom! Come Top' Billin', this shit is fire famalam!"
"Talk properly, you sound like an idiot."

Top Billin' by Illy_HipHop_Famalam October 21, 2011

brown balling 

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.

Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.

brown balling by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008

shadow balling 

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.

Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?

shadow balling by Steel Can July 10, 2016

Dyson Air Balling 

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.

Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"

Dyson Air Balling by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011

balling 

To full of money,
To be rich.

Yo, dat ricer is balling.

balling by Anonymous June 27, 2003

ballon-knot 

The anus. It resembles a ballon knot.

Her ballon-knot was so tight I couldn't get a pinky in there.

ballon-knot by poohbar January 31, 2010