wild turtle

the act of entering the turtle exhibit of your local zoo, and waving your penis around for the turtles to nip at.

I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!

by WildTurtle69 February 15, 2014

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Turtle poop

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum

Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!

by KD1234123 December 16, 2016

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Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.

by Big Lex May 25, 2014

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Turtle butter

When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs

After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.

by Washnwink June 6, 2016

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Kitten Turtle

Noun.

A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.

Kitten Turtle behaviors :

1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.

2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.

3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns

4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:

"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.

"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"

*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)

by KitTurd June 19, 2023

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