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side j

Whacking off, through the pocket on occasion, and secretly to the side.
"Dude, I swear Mike pulled a side j last night at the party."
by Rikki Tan November 3, 2008
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hot j

a perfect hot beverage (mainly cocoa) that hits the spot just right.
yo jared, you got any more of that hot j? its very cold outside and that would be perfect
by wtfseanscool December 6, 2020
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J-Method

The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.
Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.

Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.

Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010
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Alexa J

A girl, woman who is funny, cute, and smart. She has a dirty side, a playful side, and a loveable side. If you have the chance to be with her, go for it and don't hold back.
Alexa J is cute.
by Applehead549 May 27, 2019
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milky j

An obscene splatter of seminal porridge
by Razorbawz January 18, 2017
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J Fletch

When you crush esctasy and mix it with blow then snort that shit together.
I got J Fletched last night and it was so awesome!!
by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018
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J-Storm

A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.

A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.

Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.

Chase is the founder of J-Storm.

Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.

Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"

"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
by C-Stormer July 29, 2017
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