The Brown Belt

A way to rid one's self of a partner by dropping a duke on their waist during a romantic moment.

The lights are low, a few candles are lit, you are giving your "loved one" a good rub down. While you have them in a sort of calm bliss you stand up, crouch over their waist, and scream out loud while you poop somewhere near the belt line. HEEYAA, you just got The Brown belt!

by phartin September 29, 2010

brown hester

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop

" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"

by Goddess baby December 26, 2017

Gordon Brown

A Man who saved the world.

Person A: Did you see him? He saved the world!
Person B: He's just like Gordon Brown.

by Godron March 1, 2017

Brown Gordon

A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton

Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight

by BrownGordonallnightlong August 20, 2013

accident brown

Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.

Q: Why did you kick that orphan?

A: Accident Brown.

by Adalisaline Stazarateny February 25, 2017

brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

brown ink

Diarrhea that is completely liquid. Colors the toilet water brown like an octopus's ink.

That Mexican food was tasty, but it had me squirting some mad brown ink.

by Crohn July 8, 2010