December 12

Girls hug your boyfriends today or if you don’t have one hug your best friend

“Hey give me a hug it’s December 12th”

by Hersheyschocolatejsnensns December 11, 2022

December 8th

In this time the biggest plot twist happens. The craziest and also nicest person in the universe discovers the world from outer space and has the special ability to become best friend with everyone. All the people around are blessed with him or her and the cause of this is the unique charm this person has. His/Her skill are maxed out on humor, sympathy and taste (this person has such a good taste fr). Don't miss out if you hear someone saying that this person has a birthday on 8th December because you will never have a 2nd opportunity to meet someone else who has a birthday on December 8th. To be honest, it will be your favorite living being, as long as you pass the vibe check!

Ey when do you have birthday?

I got mine on December 8th.
Oh wow that means I am blessed, thank you!
No problem, but you should really stop putting pineapple on pizza, bro.

by marcopolo0 November 30, 2023

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

No Griddy December

For the entire month of December, you cannot hit the griddy unless given the Griddy Pass™, which can only be given by the creator of the month. (me) If you fail No Griddy December, the black default will rip off your arms and legs and you will hear a bass-boosted default dance for the rest of your life.

"I failed No Griddy December!"
*arms and legs get ripped off cutely*

by Nafiction December 14, 2023

december 11th

december 11th go on a date with your boyfriend at your favourite place!

girl: hey max, lets go on a date today!
max: sure, but why today?
girl: its december 11th haha!

by imacloud9 December 11, 2020

Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

by deeznutsdecember September 12, 2022

December 21

Anyone named Ethan will DIE?!?!?!??!?

Ethan, sound the alarms its December 21

by Hogey Bear December 17, 2021