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Gummy Love

Grandmas givin head... no teeth
Grandma be givin gramps some gummy love.
by Goose2801 March 22, 2009
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love addiction

when you are really, deeply in love with someone that you start "seeing them" everywhere when they're not actually there. The need and want for someone who's your crush and you're horny for them.
Tyler "saw" Ali at Target and thought that he touched her although he wasn't actually there. She also thought that she saw him in the shower and on a tv commercial. Her friend knew she had a love addiction with Ali, though she denies it.
by Yellow lover March 14, 2015
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teradactyl of love

The significant other type that is highly protective of what she's got. She's not above a little flesh ripping (real or verbal), to make sure all other competition know he's taken
Jim can't be himself at the party... his teradactyl of love is here.
by fribble_one April 23, 2010
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Fake love

-fakeu love
-fakeu cake
-fakeu friends
"i'm so sorry but it's fake love, fake cake—"
by Goddamn pseudonym May 31, 2020
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love yolk

The post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your piss after a good fuck. It is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.
'Fuck, I went through a whole roll of T.P trying to wrangle the load of love yolk I blasted all over the toilet.'
by udm111 February 28, 2010
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My Love

You. All the love I have in the world. Is you.
by A Therapist's Dream October 11, 2021
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love calculator

A love calculator calculates the chance that you and whoever's name you decide to put in the calculator, chance of working out. Got to lovecalculator.com to check it our for yourself.
The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.
by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008
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