God’s Calculator

A horse

You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse

by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

E-whore God

A person so advanced on the art of E-whoring that he is called a god. Has everything set up automatically and makes shit tons of money without moving an inch, usually associated with a massive reputation in the community. Traffic, no-fail accounts, and SE are what he is known for.

LQ RETARD: Bro have u heard of that guy in 2015D.
LQ RETARD 2: Yea bro he is amazing, a total E-whore god.

by 2015D September 12, 2021

Slay God

Trash ass rapper from meadville. He thinks he the most fire person ever but he’s literally a bum. Swears he has the best drip but he dresses so dumb. Lame asf and will never make it in life. And his mom dead 😂

Person 1: You know Slay God right?
Me: Yeah hes trash asf

by Kielee K L March 26, 2024

God

There are many things God is: He is the creator, our savior, our redeemer, our champion, our King, our Lord, etc.

God Created you, in fact he already knew you even before you were born. God sent his son Jesus to die on the cross and save us from sin. He forgave us on that Cross, he did it for love. When he was on the cross, he was thinking about you, even though it was 2,000 years ago. He redeemed us, he made us new people, He is the King of kings and the Lord of lords. And I can assure you… There is no one else, and I mean no one else, like Him.

by Child of Love November 24, 2021

grocery god

when a person is great at attracting very attractive people (they're good at bagging a fine mofo)

"look at this girl i pulled"
"dude she's so fine you're a grocery god"

by lunine September 2, 2023

fade god

A person who consistently makes unsuccessful bets by going against the popular choice might humorously be referred to as a “fade god.” This would mean they have a knack to pick bets that go against the grain and end up being unprofitable. Their sports betting record is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, except every page leads to bankruptcy! Keep in mind that this term is not a formal or widely accepted phrase in the gambling community.

If you want to make some real cash fade BookItWithTrent he is the one true FADE GOD. Stay Goated.

by JohnnyCheetahs August 21, 2023