ripped a new one

verbally wrecked to shreds; roasted

i was ripped a new one by my track coach after fucking up at the meet.

by jaminator69 December 14, 2016

rub one off

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion

1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

Air Force Ones

Tha only shoe niggaz N tha BAy be wearin

Nigga - Fuck Fields those some fresh Air Forces
Fields - Yea... I'm Thizzin' im ma Air Force Ones

by Fields550 January 13, 2009

one pump hj

The act of initiating and finishing a hand job in one, earth-shatteringly pleasurable pump. It cannot be completed more than once in any 24 hour span, or the receiver will die a horrible, agonizing death.

Feeling spicy, the middle-aged man asked for an OPHJ. The crazy lady obliged...steadied herself, and in one quick motion finished the man off with a loud yell followed by a quick jerking motion. Groaning, the man immediately fell asleep on the floor. Thus, she had performed the fabled one pump hj.

by bluejayxcCampy February 18, 2009

one egg short

one car short of twelve.

Lil Wayne- King Kong

"I’m one egg short, I’m just tryin to get a dozen."

by n.oNigga January 8, 2008

One eyed midget

slang for your penis

Beating the one eyed midget

by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007

number one bitch

The very "top" bitch, meaning the "bitchiest" of them all.

"Angie is the number one bitch in this school"

by EsDeFF December 27, 2015