Shit Burn

This is what one may experiance after a eating spicy foods, mainley tacos and buritos.

Lets go to the bar Stan, sorry Ben but I just had the worst case of Shit Burns.

by kingMi May 28, 2009

Shower Shit

A shit so bad that the only effective way of getting clean afterwards is to hop in the shower.

CJ: Dude, that taco bell fucked me up, i had to take a shower shit last night
Patrick: That's gross, how bad was it?
CJ: Let's just say I had to clean my shower afterwards...

by see jay December 9, 2008

Shit Bloke

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.

willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight

by nobbynub May 27, 2009

shit shovel

A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).

I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.

by T Hizzle April 3, 2005

Anaconda Shit

a shit that is so big and long that it requires you to strain your whole body and stop breathing for long period of time. When the shit finally detaches from your asshole, you're completely out of breath. As if you were being strangled by an anaconda.

"holy shit man, I almost died after that anaconda shit."

by bearshiit July 8, 2011

weird shit

when your shit comes out of your asshole looking like a retarded hello kitty that got ran over by a semi truck

"Dude I just took a weird shit this morning."

by f*** me jerry October 5, 2017

shit puppet

someone who has another's hand up their ass making their lips move in accordance to what the hand's owner wants the shit puppet to say. analogous to the puppet on a string with a puppet-master, but specifically apropo to political and/or bureaucratic figures who are controlled by others in the organization.

Beth is really just Dave's shit puppet. He has his hand up her ass making her lips move.

by scpa July 9, 2009