chicken fried rice

when you find someone attractive

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
lemon slice!

by lou December 10, 2003

chicken pot pie

A chicken pot pie is a pot pie made from a 17-year-old guy's rich and creamy cum-shots.

When I was younger, my jerk-mates and I used to make awesome chicken pot pies!

by USAF Cadet September 7, 2021

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken. fake, overproduced. it basically pretends to be good chicken but in fact it is not. a metaphor representing theatre kids and their fake exteriors. The word can be abbriviated to 'KFC'

"Ooh, better put your earphones in... I see the Kentucky Fried Chicken heading our way"

by samsambobam. September 19, 2009

Chicken Pot Pie

You wrap your dick in pillsbury pie dough and stick a carrot up your ass. She then puts canned peas in her mouth and starts to suck you off. While this occurs you proceed to spank her ass with a raw chicken cutlet.

"Yo fam, why is the pie dough missing out of the fridge?"

"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."

by Mysticircle373 September 8, 2016

chicken Mc niggy

my brother or best friend, the closest friend to you and or my nigga...

lil wayne, my dude, chicken Mc niggy

by breezybaby2109 October 17, 2009

Chicken Head Beezy

a is a person (guy/girl) who is really stupid. They try to get off lieing(liar) but nobody believes them. Or they are always in other peoples buisness. Or just plain annoying

person 1: "yo,i fucked J-lo"

person 2:shut up, you chicken head beezy!!

Peter, your such a chicken head beezy!! just shut up already!

by emi_da_great April 7, 2009