I like it i just lick it init

When you have such an admiration for something/someone, that you desire to lick it, lick it like a mofo, up and down.

Girl: What do you think of scrabble
Boy: i like it i just lick it init
Girl: Fuck me thats monstorous
Boy: Thats bonza, lets go to bed
Girl: I like it i just lick init

by Biddellio May 9, 2010

I am abomination

A band full of overweight cocky assholes who do nothing but self-promote on myspace and smoke weed.

Dude, the singer of I am abomination is trying to have sex with that 13 year old over there.

by dudemancore19 April 5, 2009

I wish I could give this zero stars

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

by DRoiDNoooob January 5, 2016

K. I. R.

(Melbourne Australia Shaolin dialect) acronym for Keep It Real. Used to appropriate regulation over certain individuals that continually exaggerate their greatness; put someone back in their place after offering incredulous

- hey I saw Beyonce at a club last nite and she asked me back to her hotel room
- man, K.I.R., you toolio

by Mikey C-izzle July 18, 2003

i love you

The pick up line that stopped working in the eighties. Saying it too quickly will undoubtably result in you looking like a crazy stalker.

Girl 1:...and then he said "I love you Carol!".
Girl 2: He loves you? But you've only met him twice...
Girl 1: I know and allready he's getting all clingy!
Girl 2: He's such a stalker...

by Michael Heroin April 9, 2006

can i put it in

to insert penus in vagina

to have sex

by ANDRE December 9, 2003

I can't even

When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.

Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.

by TripleGs June 24, 2015