Brazil Nut Job

Death caused by the over-consumption of Brazil Nuts. The condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.

Man 1: Yo man, you hear about Justin?
Man 2: Nah, what happened?
Man 1: Brazil Nut Job!
Man 2: Poor guy! I guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess we should've known. Dude's breath had been kickin like Bruce Lee for days now.
Man 2: If we could only go back...

by P_Nuts March 25, 2011

post-nut coma

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.

Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.

by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011

numbnut (num-nut)

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy

numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be

by wackjobg January 7, 2010

bohemian nut gallery

An artisitic presentation wherein passersby showcase their testicles against the outside of a framed exterior window pane for patrons dining in an exquisite restaurant to view, leaving an opaque film, similar to a fingerprint, for all to see.

(culprits) "Hey, let's go leave a bohemian nut gallery for the rich a**holes in that restaurant we got kicked out of last week."

(rich a**hole) "Honey! What is that smudge on the window?"
"Mother of God... that's a bohemian nut gallery!"

by snug harbor 407 December 4, 2009

Follow-up Nut

After a guy blows his load; either solo or in the company of a tight pussy, and then blows another in succession.

The nut is only considered a follow-up nut, if two key pieces of criteria are met:

1.) The nut must be blown in the same session as the previous.

2.) The refractory period must not exceed 10 minutes in length, before the successive nut is ejaculated: “t > 10 = FUN”.

Should all criteria not be met (i.e. the refractory period exceeds 10 minutes in length; or the successive nut is blown in a future session, the nut is not to be considered a follow-up nut but instead falls into the classification of “The law of iterative nut busting”).

Dude, last night I blew a fat load in my wifes pussy and the pussy was so good that she squeezed out a follow-up nut which completely drained my sack!

After last night, I have been shooting blanks.

by Chumplemonks June 22, 2021

Steven Hawking Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.

Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!

by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017

Strawberry-nut-sucker

A man who loves strawberry ice-cream. Also more commonly known as one who blows goats, and packs fudge. Synonyms are: analfish, cumguzzler, ball-chinnigan, poo-stain-balls-man.
Antonyms are: coffee ice-cream lover

Man 1:"I really prefer having strawberry ice-cream over coffee ice-cream, especially when I'm making out with dudes"

Man2:"dude your such a strawberry-nut-sucker"

by Ice-cream man April 2, 2011