The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 13, 2004

One hit wonder

New defintion; An urbandictionary user who has contributed only one defintion.

Sometimnes, a one hit wonder's definition is just something that flatters thier boyfriend or girlfriend.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

one sided hookup

When your partner receives sexual pleasure from you and doesn’t return the favor.

Person 1: Man, what happened last night?

Person 2: I brought this girl home and did all kinds of stuff to her then she rolled over and went to bed!

Person 1: She one sided hookuped you!!

by C Willis November 30, 2006

Curl one down

Curl one down is when you go for a massive shit!!

oh mate i really need to go and curl one down!

by captian bend off September 16, 2009

one-handed backstroke

slang for male masturbation which describes the motion involved

I'm a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the one-handed backstroke.

by Überschwanz May 27, 2005

One sick cowboy

When a rancher goes old-school in castrating sheep with his teeth.

Rowdy is one sick cowboy, a shepherd with ball-less sheep thanks to his incisors

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

one-arm joint

A coffee or donut shop, especially one with a counter.

They're called one-arm joints because you only need one-arm to eat.

by P Brain January 3, 2008