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December 12

December 12 is national slap your taller friend.
Shorter friend: hey it is time for pay back because it is December 12.

Taller friend: wait what?
* shorter friend slaps him*
by donuts are good December 11, 2020
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december 4

the day you cry because you didnt get your polyester sweater yesterday. if you did get your polyester sweater yesterday, congrats. we all envy you and hope you trip and fall down the stairs.
girl 1-hey girl why are you so sad!
girl 2-because i made it all the way to december 3rd without getting a sweater. Now its december 4th the day of celebration for some the day of misery for most.
by jamesmarsdenismyhusband December 4, 2022
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December 27

A day where you crush has to go out with you and to commit arsons
Dude one: It's December 27, you know what that means
Dude two: I know buddy your so hot, come here
by Libtard_hater May 5, 2023
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December 12

December 12 is national slap your taller friend.
Shorter friend: hey it is time for pay back because it is December 12.

Taller friend: wait what?
* shorter friend slaps him*
by donuts are good December 11, 2020
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3rd of December

my birthday! 🥳 (175 days left as im writing this, wish me happy bday 🥹)

but it also refers to a lyric in Conan Gray's song, 'Heather' from his album, 'kid know' the lyric being "I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you" its like the first lyric of the song can't miss it.

people tend to give their crush/lover/partner a sweater on this day (no one gave me a sweater on this day except for my grandma but it was a bday present 🥲 still love her tho)

to everyone who didn't get a sweater we're in the same boat right now, TOGETHER FOREVER WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS DILEMMA! 🫡
3rd of December:
"H-hey s-so... sin-since today is the third of December I got u a sweater ☺️🥹" - ur man/women 😘

"omg ur such a cutie patooty THANKYOUUU!... wait does this mean u like me bc the date today and the sweater it all lines up not only do u know Conan Gray and ur hottie but you like me, UR MY FUTURE WIFE/HUSBAND, I LOVE YOU" - you 😏
by NO_YOU_ATE_MY_CURRY_YOU- June 11, 2023
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December 20

p1:hey do you know what today is?
p2: no what is it?

p1: its December 20 which means its ray abuse day.
by ray ey may December 20, 2021
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December 6

National ignore your gf day. Today is the only day when you can ignore your gf for a whole day.
Girl: Babe why aren't you talking to me
Boy: It's December 6
Girl: So you gone ignore me
Boy: ...
by Lost ones December 5, 2021
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