fair weather friend

A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.

I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.

by commiebobo November 26, 2009

Let's just be friends

When a girl asks to just be friends she really means "you're a jerk who I would never date" or "I don't like you in that way, but I want to be your friend." Either way you got turned down!

"I like you"
"Let's just be friends, k?"

by A person yo September 16, 2016

happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.

happy tree friends = Itchy and Scratchy

by blind_assassin January 4, 2007

Princeton friends Camp

Don't let the name fool you. not many people are friends there. This is a camp for kids who actually don't give a fuck about what people think about them bc once you sign up well you're labeled for life. Some people there are great and so are some councilors. Keep in mind I said some. There are some weird ass kids there.

Someone who goes to a normal camp- have u ever gone to friends camp?

Me(someone who has gone to that surprisingly fun hell hole we like to call Princeton Friends Camp )- NO WHY WOULD U ASSUME THAT ABOUT ME

by depressed as fuck April 23, 2018

Psychic Friend Fredbear

Psychic Friend Fredbear is a nickname for the fredbear plush seen in FNAF 4.

He’s your buddy and your pal!
(When your brother is a jerk and when your dad is off at work)

“He’s here, he’s there, he’s everywhere! Who you gonna call? Psychic Friend Fredbear!

by Help the Kitchen June 11, 2021

Rattin ass friend

The type of friend that would snitch on you to your other friends for the littlest shit and they can’t be trusted no matter what.

I was using Xavier’s account on PlayStation but then Terrance want to be a rattin ass friend and snitch

by Hot Nigger March 8, 2021

side side friend

Someone you only talk to when you're are the last two people on earth.

Joey McPike isnt even my side friend, we're side side friends. Side friend

by B4ID May 19, 2016