Baby Tuba

baby tuba is something that you hear when you are very tired and your very awake friend is blabbing at you. Basically, it is when you hear the wrong thing.

Tina: We should get high.
Summer: Wha, baby tuba?

by rifka123 May 3, 2009

muscular baby

An overly developed child. A muscular one year old featured on Jerry Springer.

That muscular baby is a product of an overbearing father.

by Delmuire December 22, 2009

his baby

What a girl in Albemarle is to a boy in Monroe

his baby maddie his baby caroline

by Audrina Grace November 11, 2010

baby custard

(n) thick, creamy semen, especially when produced copiously.

Upon her return from Peru, my wife was shocked to find dried baby custard on the keyboard.

by Dr Monkey April 29, 2005

Baby Status

When somebody just thinks they're the shit whenthey really arent.

James: dude im the best shooter on the team

Dereck: shut up james your just a baby status little bitch.

by 54Porter55 January 16, 2009

baby boomtard

A fucking idiot member of the baby boomer generation who believes:
1. We really landed on the moon
2. Lawyers, legislation, and scummy, corruptible politicians are actual solutions to the worlds problems.
3. Technology and information are ruining human kind.
4. YouTube is Satanic
5. Communist revolutions fund themselves and capitalist bankers had nothing to do with them.
6. Pensions are really backed by the U.S. government (which has to be legislated out of bankruptcy on an almost monthly basis)
7. Christianity is great, Judaism is so-so, but Islam is pure evil. (Even though they are all the religions of Abraham and believe in the same God)

This fucking idiot baby boomtard actually believes that legislation can keep the sun from melting frozen water. What an absolute moron!

by Chris the painter May 15, 2018

Baby Cakes

Yummie things upon which babies like to munch - boobies

That lady over there has some awfully tasty looking baby cakes

by Stavros September 6, 2004