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Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!
Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion

A great catchphrase to say to your victims!
Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"

Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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oscar the pump god

"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism
Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah

Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ
by PumpGodism December 21, 2017
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nipple god

Nipple god est l'un des meilleurs combattons dans un combat au mamelons d'une école. Un combat dure moins de 5 mins ou moins si une personne veut quitter il a juste à dire pochette pendant une fight.
On l'emmène au Dark room pour le montrer qui sont les vraies nipple god. Après ça tes nipples seront tellement rouges que ne dira plus jamais ce mot.
by Kenbitch April 23, 2019
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pick-up god

A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.
"Hey you dropped something... My jaw"

"Wow pick-up god I want to bop you"
by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014
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God

In The Holy BIble (King James Version),
Revelation 1:8 - " I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty."

Revelation 14:7- "Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters."
Revelation 22: 11-14 - "11. "He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let hin be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still."
12. "And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be."
13. "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."
14. "Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city."
St Mark 1:15 - "And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel."
by Ambassadors for Christ June 14, 2023
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God

by SexMan5000000 December 8, 2022
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