time zone advantage

When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you

Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage

by 420NoScopeCoreyNThaFazeClan July 1, 2017

Halloween candy time

After trick or treating, you and your friend both get naked and unwrap your candy. Each candy you shove up your ass and your friend attempts to eat the candy in less than 15 seconds. If your friend can't do it the candy is yours and you go again. Else it is your friend's turn.

Me and Charlie had some Halloween candy time in our dorm last night. I ended up vomiting up his rectum, which he seemed to enjoy

by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023

Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now

Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now

by G dogo April 3, 2022

Bleedy Pooty Time

The time of the month that a female has a menstrual cycle.

that bitch is having her bleedy pooty time!

by LouisvillemojoZed+ January 13, 2009

Folding time and space

To trip balls

John: Is he gonna be ok

Tom: Yeah, he’s just folding time and space

by StonksBoi April 16, 2021

Chance Time Twist

A random event in a game that hands a bad player the win.

The game was nearing its end...
All sings pointed to Arle winning, and everyone accepted the fact happily. She performed well in minigames and made smart decisions.
But then...
On the last turn, the most productive property was given to a random player... and that player was Birdo, who kept investing in watermills.
The game ended at that moment, and when the points were calculated, Birdo was deemed the winner.
Birdo was obviously happy, but everyone else in the room, including Arle, muttered three words:
"Chance Time Twist".

by ChameleonDragon November 16, 2019

squeekey bum time

very squeekey fart

its squeekey bum time

by harry bumington November 24, 2017