A joint or doobie (aka marijuana filled cigarette) that is improperly constructed. This apparatus may be characterized by lopsidedness, weed falling out sides, or having openings other than the end designated for inhalation.
Joe: What a shit roll man. How am I supposed to smoke that?
Timmy: I am sure you will find a way you pothead.
Timmy: I am sure you will find a way you pothead.
by Harry Pothead Potter November 4, 2013
Get the shit roll mug.The wetback shit is the act of taking a shit and sneezing. The sneeze propels your shit out of your the anus at a higher than average rate. As the shit licks the surface of the water, it causes a large ammount of water to discharge from inside the bowl into your anus thus resulting in a wetback shit.
Man 1: Last night i was looking to take a peaceful shit. I brought my magazine in with me as usual. Suddenly I had an urge to sneeze. I had been prairie dogging it for a good four hours previous to this. As i sneezed, the shit propelled out of my anus and i received The Wetback Shit.
Man 2: Gross.
Man 2: Gross.
by Alec and Ryan! May 25, 2009
Get the The Wetback Shit mug.(Primarily British) When someone is unable to function properly (due to injury, exhaustion, intoxication etc) he/she is said to be "in shit state"
1) "Jim just got hit, mate, he's in shit state"
2) "Haha, we only just left the bar but he's in shit state already."
3) "Dude, I was in shit state after that race."
2) "Haha, we only just left the bar but he's in shit state already."
3) "Dude, I was in shit state after that race."
by Madbrood December 22, 2008
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A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.
1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.
1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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