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*Blank* is my God

No. No. I don't accept Jordan Peterson's consideration regarding what constitutes ✌️✊️✌️God✌️✊️✌️ because HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTIONS DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
Hym "But that's what he does! He creates this '*blank* is my God' paradigm where he conflates 'God' with ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION THAT MOTIVATES BEHAVIOR so the HE can USE THAT CONFLATION when he needs to make a point. So, to Jordan Peterson, God is LITERALLY whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment, to get people to do what he wants people to do (Marry his daughter, give him your money). And THAT LOGIC... Also applies to ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION. So GOD and ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION... Are synonymous. Maturity? Whatever he needs it to be, moments to moment. Pride? Whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment. I reject his conceptualization of God entirely. There is A WAY IN WHICH you could CONSIDER that 'God' (in like a broad, abstract sense) but THAT ISN'T WHAT IT IS IN THE BOOK! A higher-order abstraction did not tell Moses to liberate the Jews. A Saul didn't disobey a higher-order abstraction. Maturity didn't order Saul to slaughter all of the men, women, children, and cattle of the Amalekites and then (subsequently) exiles Saul for NOT DOING THAT. Saul didn't murder them hard enough... So he got 13 year old David to murder them right, and then gave a literal child psychopath the title of king. That wasn't 'Money' that did that. It wasn't Fame, or Justice, Or, Truth, Or Warm-Fussies. So, no. And the guy in the book that had ACTUAL LINES OF DIALOGUE... Either created the universe... Or it DID NOT DO THAT... If it DIDN'T you're lying."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.
Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.
by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014
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City of Gods

Nickname for New York City, coined by Brooklyn rapper Fivio Foreign
Welcome to the city of Gods” -Fivio
by mmrw September 12, 2022
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for the love of god please for the love of god

Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!
by TheChhingieahsdhb May 5, 2022
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The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.
I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly
by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023
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On god

An emphatic way for characterless joggers, mongrels, and degenerated white zoomers to sell their lies.
I never stole yo bike on god
by HELLO, NEIGH🅱️🅱️A October 29, 2021
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God

God is the ultimate deity who converted impossibilities of nothing into all possibilities of this world and everything associated with it.
"All praises to God!
by superboyzcoolz September 20, 2020
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