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Job

Basically, when someone on Twitter says some dumb shit, you respond with "Job" and it will ratio their tweet. All it means is that the person who originally tweeted needs to get off their ass and get a job/life.
Tweeter 1 - "Make better music Piano G" (5 likes)
Tweeter 2 - "Job" (100 likes)
by AdamBnj June 26, 2021
mugGet the Jobmug.

Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare
"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64
by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024
mugGet the Helpful Nub Jobmug.

Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.
"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"
by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013
mugGet the Skyrim jobmug.

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017
mugGet the thailand hand jobmug.

Nc Job

A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs
Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning
by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024
mugGet the Nc Jobmug.

Rocket Jobs

Default and first job board for digital branch including marketing, design, sales, social media and more where you can easily find your next job.
-If you want to work with marketing experts you should definitely try Rocket Jobs
by Expert-OS November 22, 2021
mugGet the Rocket Jobsmug.

bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.
"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"
by jfishyy February 1, 2022
mugGet the bald jobsmug.

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