9-to-5 job

Something that you do sooo often on a daily basis that it literally becomes your akcual 9-to-5 job.

Example sentence: I can't imagine binge-watching YouTube becoming my literal 9-to-5 job from 0.0001 seconds after I lose the self-control not to subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels in a row.

by Emotional Cruiser August 25, 2025

plop job

To defecate on someone, usually for sexual pleasure.

Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!

by Marcus F. February 8, 2007

Warm-Up Job

The Act Of Putting Both Hands Inside And Or Down Pants?Sweatpants To Warm Them Up.

Bro It Was So Fucking Cold So I Gave Myself A Warm-Up Job.

by RedRayvyn November 5, 2011

blaire job

A blow job that never actually happened

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."

by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014

9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job”

by kit____ August 14, 2023

Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.

Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.

by FunTdrip January 15, 2024

day job

If you're an adult, then "day job" refers to the occupation that you have alongside your side project if you cannot live from your side project — that at times you may need this day job to finance your side project.

Before my side hustle took off, I spent most of my time at my day job, dreaming of the day I could quit and work on my passion full-time.

by Emotional Cruiser October 29, 2025