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James

A very thankful person with a square face a strange nose. He likes to run away from you and he likes to lick windows. I am sure that you don't like him. He is very feminine and usually sits down like a mermaid.
Situation: James finishes his dinner:
James: mmm...thank's

Situation2: You are going to have a shower and James sees you on the corridor:
James: (run away the faster as possible, pretending to be an invisible person).
by very fat ugpweon October 27, 2017
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James

Ben Cooleys nemesis and sworn enemy
James’ killed Ben Cooley
by Big boy 12336373772772 November 22, 2021
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James

Goes to gym a lot
Thoughtful

Hot/ goodlooking

Considerate
Interesting

Perfect boyfriend
James is boyfriend goals
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James Plath

James Plath is a benevolent, omnipotent deity who sews amber waves of honey and light in his writings. His teachers or that of a new phenomenology comparable to that of the ancient text of Babylon. His criticism is both in the lens of foresight and hindsight, as he can peer thought the mind, heart, and soul of us who is not worthy of his grace. His potent fertility is only parallel to magnitude and girth of his phallus.

His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.
Him: Man, I love James Plath's critique of "Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers." It's so profound!

Her: I'm so in love with you.
by WolfmanJimmyConstancewoah June 22, 2022
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James and Belle

Everyone's goals James likes Belle and Belle likes James everyone knows except them everyone loves James and Belle
Guy: We should be more like James and Belle

Girl: I know I love them they're so cute
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James

Gives you moment by moment blessings. He is worshipped for being a skinny/tall kind of statue. The typical James has brown or dirty blonde hair and you will rarely fall for the ones with black hair. You want him when unfortunately 70 other girls are applying for that position. He will never live up to what a faithful lover is and will most def commit adultery with you in the first month together
by Happy Christian December 27, 2020
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James

Serial Womaniser who makes your mom cream
by YoursMomsfavouriteDick April 24, 2023
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