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The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
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January 2

January 2 is a very special day where you celebrate how lazy you can be after a party. Since you have been drinking and drinking the day before, you are not so alive the day after. January 2 is a party that will be celebrated alone in front of a movie that you have already seen
Friend "Why does it look like you have a depression" You "because it is January 2"
by PuRe_PeRfEkT_aNd_SeLfIsH January 1, 2022
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2 Late 2

2 Late 2 Love symbolizes a life catch-22: shattered trust in others leads to a loss of self-trust, hindering self-love and consequently, the ability to love others fully.

The majority of time a result of trauma or the conditioning of such environments which struggled to provide what it has been deprived of.
Person A: Can you imagine the amount of Trauma they really had to push through even be here today?

Person B: 2 Late 2 Love to soon, way too soon, that's all I know.

Person C: F**k! Way 2 Late 2 Love!
by kn0w1dg3 February 24, 2024
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december 2

by trhrtreterterterteertet March 8, 2022
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1-2-3 handshake

A super-pleasant activity --- usually performed as a playful farewell gesture --- whereby you smilingly extend one hand at a time to the other person, then firmly bob both his hands up and down once.
The 1-2-3 handshake is most often administered by a mushy-hearted guy to a pretty girl whom he's met for the first time; it's a way of showing that he really enjoyed the "sit together awhile and chat" session that she shared with him, and hopes that they can continue their friendship for the foreseeable future.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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Person 2

The deuteragonist (and sometimes antagonist) Urban Dictionary, usually hiding in the shadow of Person 1.
Person 2 is usually always getting caught up in Person 1's hijinks one way or another
Person 2: I wish I had more self esteem
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lets go invent time travel
Person 2: What the hell we aren't rigor mortis bro
Person 1: We can be whatever we want Person 2
Person 3: What about me you guys?
Person 1: Get back in the basement Person 3
Person 3: Aww but Person 1-
Person 1: I SAID GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT
by ImGuyford January 1, 2025
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monkey king 2

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"
by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022
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