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cunt hair

A "cunt hair" is the second smallest unit of measurement, used for nearly infinitesimal distances.
Example : Scotland were within a cunt hair of freedom, but instead chose to continue to suck Britain off within a cunt hair of its life
by therealmidgeconnor November 15, 2014
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cunt waffle

Ashley and genna are such cunt waffles
by lullage99 February 21, 2015
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cool cunt

Slang for “wonderful” or “great”. Can be used interchangeably with “dope dick” or “top tits”
Jeremy: “Hey man I got us concert tickets to see The Red Hot Chili Peppers!!!”

Hadrian: “cool cunt!”
by guitartilldeath February 5, 2018
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Monkey Cunt

When you arguing with your homey and you need a smooth ass insult to put that little bitch in his place.
-"you wanna fucking die today homie?"
- " sit the fuck down you gay ass MONKEY CUNT."
by OneUglyAssBitch November 24, 2016
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Hard Cunt

A Hard Cunt is an individual who in a night, has done six points of meth, then has proceeded to Candy Flip the next day.
"You ain't a hard cunt, til you've done six points of meth, then Candy Flipped the next day."
by Deadlyboong December 2, 2017
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Butter Cunt

1. A reference to any incredibly annoying person, spec. female.

2. Referring to a spoiled, especially annoying, and selfish woman of large proportions.

3. A female of large stature and unsightly features with little to offer the opposite gender except stifled sexual intimacy.
Christ, Becca, stop being such a Butter Cunt.

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Sarah? Yeah, she's alright as a friend; but if I didn't know her I'd peg her as a total butter cunt.
by Trahald October 7, 2010
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cunt dumpster

a dirty whore who's vagina is big enough to fit a watermelon in and smells like a dumpster.
my ex's new girlfriend is a cunt dumpster.
by lovinurmom October 11, 2016
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