steak for two, for one

When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.

I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.

by caring. loving. October 13, 2009

He’s one shot

Actually means he’s untouched and will kill you. Usually said while playing fortnite.

BRO HE’S ONE SHOT

by Crack addiction June 11, 2019

One track mind

One track mind is a funny was of saying you only think about one thing. One example is men and sex.

Thomas: Man I love having sex
Peter: Uhh ok man

Next day
Thomas: Did I tell you I just had sex?
Peter: Very cool man

Next day (AGAIN)
Thomas: Did you know sex is the BEST thing ever?
Peter: Did I ever tell you you have a one track mind?!

by Uesnsnsh urbakdebsjdjsso April 23, 2019

Mississippi One-Two

The act of inserting your penis into another's asshole and urinating inside as they defecate on your penis.

Man, I knew Becky was a kinky one when she asked for anal on the first date, but I didn't expect her to pull a Mississippi One-Two on me!

by blusaranoob July 2, 2014

One Shot Kid

It is what people used to call Uncle, also known as Red Harlow in his youth. He was given this name due to his accuracy when shooting people and animals, as he only needed one shot. This also was given to him due to the nature of his sexual climaxes.

I may have lumbago, but they used to call me the one shot kid.

by SanFrancisco69ers January 13, 2021

stick one in the bin

To reserve a pint of beer for a friend who is not yet at the bar. Payment is usually made in advance.

I'll have a pint of Old Scrote, Landlord. Can you stick one in the bin for Pete - he'll be along in 10 minutes.

by Charles Big-Potatoes November 30, 2017

one piece is real

the ONE PIECE is actually real

THE ONE PIECEEEEEE. THE ONE PIECE IS REALL.

by one piece enjoyer October 24, 2022