Mom

The woman who has given birth to you, or the woman that will never be your friend, nor your enemy.

Ex: "love you mom!"

by KodaTheSmartHusky April 4, 2017

ur mom

is a gay slag

"You're such a gay slag!"
"Your mom's a gay slag."

by urmomisreallygae May 19, 2022

ur mom

Best way to counter argue anything, unless they use it back

A: U suck
B: I suck on ur mom
A: I suck on ur mom
B: I suck on ur mom
Endless cycle continues

by JokerMain666 August 28, 2021

Mom

Stands for, Made Of Money

(You) "Mom?"

(Mom) "Yes?"

(You) "Can i get some money?"

(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"

(You) "Isnt that what it means?"

(Mom) "Oh shit"

by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk June 2, 2018

your mom

Your mom is probably the most caring and loving person you will ever meet in your life,Most moms will get you what you need and a lot of want you want too! she will do anything for you especially because your her child and she will choose you over anything.Your mom is going to be super beautiful too.

your mom is hot

by your mom tried to swap you November 7, 2022

Mom's Slipper

A slipper that has been thrown by your mom in your face that is never misses and hits worse than you being gangbanged by 10 muscular man at the same time.

"What caused that bruise in your face?"

"Mom's Slipper."

"I see."

by MrRedflick October 3, 2018

Your mom

is gay

"hey bobby your mom is gay"
"no she isn't bobby"

by isabot0 October 20, 2021