put you on tv

to kill someone and then the tv reports it

Slim Jesus Uses It In "The Race" Remix

when we find him, we'll put him on tv
put him on tv, put you on tv

by Lil Blimp October 3, 2017

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You-Tube Afternoon

After a long, exhausting week of work when co-workers need to relax a little bit and take a break from the daunting tasks piling atop their desk. Co-workers gather around one employee's computer screen, in their cubicle and search for funny youtube clips i.e. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, etc.

D: What a week this has been!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!

by dmezz October 23, 2009

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Can you dont?

Can you please stop; can you not

Someone: CaN yOu DoNt???
Me: no I can't dont

by Sitting in my Bugatti July 30, 2021

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Told you so

Alex Jones

Alex Jones was right. I told you so.

by VRNAQLR February 11, 2022

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Mad about you

It means I'm CRAZY about you, I love you, I REALLY like you and I am obsessed by you. I'm falling for you.

"He told me 'I'm mad about you'"... "Aww, he's probably falling for you"

by Blanksora January 14, 2017

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smoking is bad for you

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.

A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!

by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004

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