Urban Penis Tionary

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary

Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you

random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you

by Wyumi June 17, 2020

Adjusted Penis Size

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011

Penis Thigh Trap

When a female convinces you that she is on birth control, and not to use a condom. And when the male is about to pull out to ejaculate, the female wraps her legs around the males torso, forcing him to cum inside her. (Most common occurrence in missionary position)

Example 1

"Emilio doesn't seem to like his wife very much,..... The only reason they got married is because he got Penis thigh trapped"

Example 2
"Shit man!" I was banging daves girlfriend last night, and she totally penis fly trapped me! Good thing I was fucking her in the ass!"

by Asapparky July 17, 2018

thinking with your penis

Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.

"Can't you tell she's a nasty skank? I think you're thinking with your penis".

by Echo's gigolo September 20, 2013

Guacamole nigga penis

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.

“Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man

by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019

Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night

After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

by D Flawless November 3, 2019