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Black Ass Lie

n. A word originating from southern black people to describe another black person who tells blatant lies to another black person's face. Although it is used mainly between black relatives or close, black friends, it can also be used by people of another ethnicity to describe a black person who tells blatant lies.
1) Robert: I thought me and you were gonna go shoot some pool yesterday.
Irving: Oh, damn, I forgot all about that.
Robert: You a Black Ass Lie!

2) Carl: Hey, man, you see that fine girl right there with the apple bottom? I hit that a while back.
Gary: Man, you a Black Ass Lie!

3) Andre: I'm tired of being a slacker, I'm gonna go out and look for a job tomorrow.
Andre's mom: Boy, you a Black Ass Lie!

4) Boss: I can't give you another chance, Willie. I'm sorry, I gotta let you go this time.
Willie: Aww, come on now, Boss. Give me one more chance. I promise I wont mess up again.
Boss: You a Black Ass Lie! You said that the last four times!
by Mr Secks March 16, 2011
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Jet Black Wings

Our hero and guardian guardian from Dark Reunion
Jet-Black Wings was a top-class assassin from the Dark Reunion until he heard the Dark Reunion's plans to create a new world by sorting out mankind with the power Jet Black Wings has in his right arm
Jet Black Wings is also known as Kaidou Shun...
Oh no! This must be the work of Dark Reunion! Where is Jet Black Wings when we need him!
by Aren Kuboyasu December 5, 2021
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Black Girls

Black Girl is a term used to score some heroin or if you want something safer then fentynal and not get messed over not knowing the concentration of your content. Like when your slanging I got that hard and soft or in other terms I got that White Girls and Black Girls
A: You got that good hard.

D: Yup, that good, good Black Girls.
by Staxxxofmatches August 11, 2017
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out of the blue and into the black

When you leave a bad situation, only to stumble into one much worse. Derived from Neil Young's song 'Hey Hey, My My'.
"I never should have left school, things just went out of the blue and into the black."
by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2006
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Rebecca Black Syndrome

This term has become acquainted with many tweens the past month.It describes a child emotionally/physically handicap to determine which seat to accommodate oneself in.One can strain enough to the verge of not being able to chose any given seat and later on obtain several foot diseases such as calluses or spurs.
Sometimes, Rebecca Black Syndrome can affect the education of one child.
With RBS the child can ditch school to enter a party without her parents consent.Because of course the RBS tween was going to the bus to go to school but really isn't. It can go as far as to going to the same party with a black pedophile man.
It can go as far as the user of this horrid disease forget proper english.

Ex.

We so excited X WRONG
We are so excited / RIGHT
Some symptoms of Rebecca Black Syndrome.

-Excessive flatulence

-Multiple thoughts and dreams of both front and back seat
-Sweating when thinking which to chose

-Depression when not knowing which to pick
-DUTAA / Driving Under The Appropriate Age
-Random hallucinations of entering the car of a black man
-Ditching school

-Arguments containing the front seat
-Arguments containing the back seat
-Using absurd quotes such as 'We so excited'
by IareKohl May 7, 2011
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Black Friday Shit

The enormous shit you have to take on the day after your huge Thanksgiving Day meal, which is Black Friday.
John: Hey man, did you get any good deals on Black Friday?

Gary: No man, I was going to, but I suddenly had to take a huge Black Friday shit.
by DMAc94 November 29, 2009
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emotional black hole

a person who is emotionally deficient and who is likely to "suck the life" out of another person to make up for that deficiency

the shorthand version of this phrase is (obviously) EBH
Hey, you look terrible! What happened?

I ran into my emotional black hole today and I don't think I'll recover until tomorrow. I'm dead-dog tired now.

She sucked the life out of you, big time?

EBHs always do, unfortunately.
by Fadre April 23, 2009
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