Mr Brown Hand

A mr brown hand is when you take a shit directly into your cupped hand. Then proceed to smear the fecal matter onto/into someones face (preferably near the mouth). This should be done while the person is asleep or past-out from the consumption of alcohol or other drugs.

Man you should have seen the Mr Brown Hand we gave Charles last night. When he woke up and realized that there was shit all over his face and in his mouth he just about tore the house down.

by ManOfFire March 19, 2009

Black Brown Eye

To be kicked directly in the asshole with a pointed shoe.

Sally bent over to grab a nickle and I gave her a mad crazy black brown eye!!!11

by Client 09 October 9, 2008

browning hi-power

A superb weapon, the reason why the word "pimp" was invented.

I popped caps in that watermelon with my Browning Hi-Power.

by Captain Dan February 26, 2005

Chris Brown her

1. Beating up your girlfriend after you found out she gave you herpes.

2. Severely beating someone up.

I had to Chris Brown her after I went to the doctors office.

by Rob Vann February 10, 2009

brown bag special

Another meaning of Butter Face. When you would doa chik only if she had a paper bag over her face.

"I would only bang her if it was a brown bag special!"

by ballin_collin February 18, 2008

Roy Chubby Brown

Royston Vasey (Chubby Brown) is a blue comedian. He often to wears a red bow tie, goggles and a patch worked outfit. All his performances are aimed at adult audiences, purely because of his controversial and "rude" approach to comedy. Thus he rarely is on Television. When he first appears on the stage, the audience usually start to chant "you fat bastard!" repeatedly, where he then dances and when the crowd stop he usually says "fuck off"

An example of one of the songs Roy Chubby Brown has written and performed, was in his live tour 'King Thong' and it goes like so:

"25 Years ago on TV, there was a thing called 'I'm a celebrity' We had Fools and Horses, Emmerdale, you bet. Jordan showed her pussy on the internet. Millionaire, Eastenders and Corrie too, then the decency bill come out for comics who are blue. In 69 this fat fucker with a big belly said the 'F' word on prime time telly. This word didn't come from a good book, Chubbs just stood there and he said fuck. If you're gonna say fuck put your cards on the table, who gives a fuck if you're fucking able? We have I'm as sick as fuck, who the fuck are you? Don't fuck about. You can say it fucking too. Kiss my fucking ass, it's the fucking human race, the queen said fuck when she saw Camilla's face. Fucking asshole, fucking bastard, fucking hell, ugly fucker, now we're all fucking fucking you can tell. Fucking this and fucking that, and fucking bombastic, fuck you, fuck me, fan-fucking-tastic. Oh you fiddling fucker well you just fucked up, fuck a duck..did you say something? Yeah fucking look, Oh fuck face.. what? You're a fucking queer, another way to say fuck is get the fuck out of here. Fuck back don't fuck a big fat tart, she's fuckable aye, like a fucking wet fart. That fucking bastards never been fucked or sucked. Another way to say fuck is here a fuck, there a fuck, everywhere a fuck fuck. Hang on..they're not dancing...turn the fucking music off."

by xctinax December 12, 2008

Double Down Brown

when two people have to take a shit at the same time but there is only one toilet. one person sits normally on the toilet and the other sits on top of the other person, straddling them (face-to-face) and takes a shit between the bottom persons legs.

whats gayer than a bag of dicks A Double Down Brown

by whiskey row trio October 2, 2010