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chisel on the side 

To lie and pilfer. To steal small amounts over time.
"It's easier to Lie and chisel on the side.." -Frank Zappa
"I always wondered how he made so much money. He would chisel on the side and say the parts cost more and pocket the difference."
chisel on the side by inkii_xd October 18, 2016

chicken on the smoker 

When someone (usually a gay or biesexual man) likes to give a blowjob to someone who just finished running on a treadmill (or outdoors) for a period of no less than one hour.
Dude, I love going to the gym with Rich. His 'chicken on the smoker' afterwards are intense.
chicken on the smoker by Dbaggio November 25, 2016

scrub on the run 

the ultamite badass he's pretty G and kinda a scrub but still dope as hell
Timmy doeant really know what it means but Chad calls him the scrub on the run so he just goes with it
scrub on the run by Duh turd February 26, 2017

mud on the beach 

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach
I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower
mud on the beach by Kittenwagon February 27, 2017

left on the reads 

to have your read receipts on, and read the text message, without responding. purposefully ignoring a person and/or their message.
Jessica was left on the reads by Mike, which caused an argument.
left on the reads by pettygirl123 February 27, 2017

Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok