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your mom

your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in
by snitcher.y January 21, 2022
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Mommed

To be walked in on by your mom, as you're on the computer doing weird, or otherwise sketchy shit.
Person #1: During the call did you get mommed?
Person #2: I got mommed so hard
by YenLoWang November 4, 2016
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mom find

Things only mothers find once you have given up or haven't tried hard enough

That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.
"Mom I can't find the peanut butter!"
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."
by bardal-es April 20, 2017
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your mom

by urmomm.com March 10, 2022
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Mom

The person who introduced me to "Your Name", the best selling anime movie of all time. She watched it with me and my brother twice. Through every part. YES, YOU WEEBS OUT THERE, YES, THE TIT SCENE IN THE BEGINNING MY MOTHER SAT THROUGH AND WATCHED IT WITH 2 TEENAGE BOYS. SHE IS THE BEST MOM IN THE FUCKING WORLD I BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A MOM LIKE THAT SHE WATCHEDAN ANIME AND ENJOYED IT HOW DOES IT FEEL
Friend 1: yo Noahs' mom likes Makoto Shinkai

Friend2: I wish my mom would watch anime with me I watched that one anime scene in kill bill and she slapped me and called me a weeb.
by Austin Powerz January 16, 2021
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my mom

by Shooosh December 16, 2024
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Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.
Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff
by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020
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