cunt monkey

a term or expression used for someone has some what ticked you off. soo you call them a cunt monkey

or someone that is obsesses with vagina.

annoying person: haha what a douchbag

you: wow, way to be a cunt monkey
annoying guy: shut up u fag.

by XxlovelesslostxX October 22, 2009

top cunt

Top Cunt .... has a dual meaning! either " He's a great bloak !!!" Or he's such a cunt ... he's a top cunt!

Yeah! ..... That Larry's a top cunt ya know!

by Dave Jackson January 18, 2007

Cunt Cup

1. A titanium pair of panties made to keep only the most infested cunts contained.

WOW, she was so fucked up we slapped a cunt cup up on dat bitch

by niggawut08 February 1, 2008

saucy cunt

My partner at work. Not only is he cheeky and impertinent but has the attitude to back it up with flyness and lookin hella good.

BILLY LAHR! You saucy cunt!

by doc152 June 12, 2016

Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)

''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'

by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011

cunt puddler

a person who licks the vagina ( saliva and and the girl becomeing wet makes a puddle)

used to describe a bitch or a lesbian who gets on your nerves.

That bitch is such a cunt puddler, why does she insist on talking to me.

by Raunchy veretas March 16, 2010

Cunt Flu

a woman's special time of the month, menstruating

i wouldn't go down there she's got Cunt Flu

by dav-ross November 26, 2009