Ol’ Cheese Slap

A particularly wicked hand to body part slap that has some wicked stank on it and leaves a stinging hand print.

Devon’s mouth had been talking shit all night long. Having heard all he could take, Tyreese walked over and gave Devon the ol’ cheese slap leaving a notable mark across his left cheek. Devon’s mouth was shut the remainder of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Cheese n ham

Tenuous Weegie rhyming slang for "amazing" - Cheese n ham(azing).

As heard spoken by proto-ned in a Glasgow sports centre cafeteria.

"Aww whit! That burd servin' in Maccy Ds is totally cheese n ham, man!"

"Them swedgers we necked doon Kelvingrove were cheese n ham. Pure meltit by the way."

by Guntmeister June 15, 2009

grills my cheese

a state of agitation caused by outside forces

Steve really grills my cheese, and not in a good way.

by boolean bill March 15, 2010

Bloke Cheese Steak

When you fuck a chick in her vagina with your shit, then you eat her out.

shit fucking Cleveland Steamer Bloke Cheese Steak

by r3c0n October 23, 2010

hopping the cheese dip

avoiding the conversation directly: beating around the bush

Luke: Did you see what happened yesterday at the mall?
James: Cmon man, why'd you call, stop hopping the cheese dip.

by Shmloocas January 3, 2010

wet cheese sangwich

when two persons (gay or straight) take a shit, scrape off some smegma (or dick cheese) and ad it between each poo. it cannot be called a "wet" cheese sangwich until one member eats it, and regurgitates it into the others asshole.

yo dave, whatd u do last nite?

me n cindy made a wet cheese sangwich and wached seinfeld!

bomtastik nigga!

by gab-real October 26, 2009

Chuck E Cheeses

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015