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Canada Day

Canadians eat donuts and moose meat and get extremely drunk(drinking beer most likely brewed in wisconsin or boston or some other states ironically) as they mouth off at how they hate america yet cannot think of a reason. They also celebrate the most insignificant country in the world next to north korea which only they care about. They typically get so drunk they cannot remember participating in it though.
Canadian 1: Are you going to the Canada Day celebration, eh?
Canadian 2: No, I am going to watch hockey reruns, eh.
Canadian 1: Oh, that sounds fun too, eh.
Canadian 2: I dont like to go oat and aboat there with all the drunk people anyways, know what im talkin aboot, eh?
by Daver91 November 24, 2011
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gReEn dAy

i tOtAlLy lURvE gREeN dAy!!! tHEy r a tOtAlLy kOoL bANd..!! & bilLiE jOe iS jUst sPuNkY!!! aLsO... "gREeN dAy" iS a sLAnG tERm fOR a dAy sPenT sMOkiNg mARiJuANa...
gREeN dAy iS a kOoL bAnd!!!
by anoNoMoUs..lOl December 28, 2005
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No homo day

Love you no home sis . No homo day
Sister:I’m pregnant with your baby
Time to be like dad
by BaconstripplaysYT November 29, 2019
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Hallentine's Day

When you don't want/have to/a party. So you spend all halloween with a special person watching halloween movies. You get each other their favorite halloween candies and have a halloween themed snack or dinner.
"Who are you spending Hallentine's Day with?"
"Well I was thinking since Rob's party was cancelled I'd spend Hallentine's Day with Karen."
by JayneaDoe October 3, 2016
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The Independence Day

When you try again despite the first result being abject failure. As seen in at the end of the movie Independence Day when Bill Pullman tries to shoot the alien mother-ship again despite the first attempt utterly failing.
After this girl failed to call him back, he tried to pull The Independence Day by calling her again. Unlike the satisfying ending to the movie it didn't end well.
by DT0724 December 10, 2012
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Titty day

On January 22 you have to send a titre pick to who ever asks
Boy: can you send your titty’s.
Girl: Eww why?
Boy: Today is national Titty day
by Daddykane January 22, 2021
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Green Day

1. A band that is punk rock-ish and a band that some people think have sold-out. Alot of people think that everyone who is under 15 who likes them only know the albums American Idiot and 21st Century breakdown But this is not true.

2. A day dedicated to smoking weed.
1.Green Day's best album is Dookie.

2. Guy 1 : Dude, you are smoking loads of weed today.
Guy 2 : Yeah I know, its my Green Day.
by IainJMR April 8, 2011
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