Take one for the team

See: "Fall on the grenade."

Take one for the team so we can fuck these other chicks!

by Raymond September 9, 2003

pound one out

To play with yourself. When you have only a few minutes to choke the chicken.

Jason told me he had time to pound one out before he went to work.

by dizzle pizzle April 18, 2007

room temperature ones

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.

Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...

by dudeman February 21, 2004

One Piece Licker

An individual who recreationally follows stylishly one piece besuited skiers and borders, with the aim of licking the one piece. Undertaken by a group of friends a range of scoring systems can be utilised. Licking of children (under - 16s) is generally frowned upon by the licking community.
Also noted as a less successful urban sport.

Whoa! Radical! that one piece licker just scored a fluro stripe front lick!

by snowbum August 20, 2008

Bare one's soul

Reveal one's most private thoughts and feelings.

Why should I bare my soul, so you can use my soul against me?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 21, 2004

said no one ever

a phrase spoken after something is said that is highly ridiculous/ improbable/unlikely to occur

"Pam Anderson's boobs are too small" said no one ever.

by SheaShay May 1, 2013

One Direction Affection

A large affection towards One Direction.

I totally have One Direction Affection!

by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012