Dirty Sanchez Time

The time when an older woman invites a strapping young lad over to their house to give the house owner a dirty sanchez. It usually occurs late at night when the girls gone wild infomercials are on, on comedy central.

Hey Zach, your mom invited me over late last night because it was dirty sanchez time.

by Michael Ross Williams April 30, 2008

ginger beer time

Can be seen as a favorite party activity or a form of torture . A ginger beer bottle is shaken vigorously, popped open then shoved into someones arse before all the fizz comes out. Obviously when the fizz DOES come out, considering its new environment, well like i said, can be taken as a favorite party activity (for SOME) or a form of torture.

George: *running* How did those bastards find our hide out?
Adam: *running faster* They caught billy and questioned him...
George: Ha! So the little wimp told 'em everything after a few punches and kicks eh?
Adam: *slowing* No...they gave him the...

Enemy gang member #1: Yep, that's right. And you two are in for the same treatment.
Enemy gang member #2: Oh...what's this?...Why its two bottles of ginger beer! Mmmm...here that fizz?
Enemy gang member #3: Hope you brought a change of underwear
Enemy gang member #4: Right, grab 'em....that's it....bend 'em over!
Enemy gang member #5: Get ready boys! Its GINGER BEER TIME!!!

by robenk January 28, 2007

frozen time rape

it is when
in a frozen time situation
you are not frozen but the rest of the world is
you can go to any girl and rape her
but.. there wont be a pregnancy or and std involved

Imagine if the Japanese guy from the show hero's did a frozen time rape.

by MASTER PIE October 14, 2008

time of your life

When you first get laid

Jenny gave me the time of my life last night

by Jax_Ender January 24, 2004

all time low

Yet another shitty band that sounds like all other whiny emo pop-punk bands that pollute the air waves.For example fallout boy or simple plan. to enjoy this band, you must be either a mindless teenage girl that likes bands because of their looks, or a homosexual.

normal person:All Time Low sucks balls.

mindless youth: OMGzz no way!! they're so original and talented you don't even know, lyke their songs come from the heart!!!

homo: ya and they're lyke so cute and they have really super sense of style!!!

normal person: beats the shit out of them with a bat, inserts Dead Kennedy's "Frankenchrist" into CD player, cranks the volume and walks away.

by poppunksux January 2, 2009

wrong time of month

A Farmer Is Told That His Celibate bull Will Go Sex-Mad If He Rubbs Some Cow's Fanny Juice Over The Bull's Nose. He Does So, And The Bull Gets At It Within Seconds. He Wonders If This Works With Humans, So That Night He Scoops Up Some Of His Wife's Juices And Rubs Them Over His Face. Within Seconds He Has A Massive Stiffy And So Wakes Up His Wife, Wanting To Give Her A Poking Like Never Before. She Takes One look At Him And Says, "YOU WAKE ME UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME YOU'VE GOT A NOSEBLEED?!?!"

If The River Runs Red, Take The Dirt Track!

by <*}}}}>< September 5, 2003

Nick-o-time

n: The shits when as soon as you pull down your pants shit explodes out of your ass

v: to hold your shit in to the point of shitting your pants

n: Bro! cant talk, I gotta run to the bathroom, I'm going to have a nick-o-time!!!

v: Hell no, I'm not getting up until I nick-o-time

by JamesRomano September 12, 2006