Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.

Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!

by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

Haribo Penis

A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

by h2008 November 4, 2018

fashionable penis

When you have some kind of fashion design it a fashionable penis

My god Harrison that's a fashionable penis

by Digdeepfaggot September 7, 2017

penis face

superstraights, racists, sexists, u get the point

luke is such a penis face

by swaggiestmaster203728392 April 24, 2021

penis-kabob

to suck two cocks at the same time

that kacey c. likes to penis-kabob

by cjsittles March 7, 2009

penis poncho

Another phrase for condom.

Hey Jimmy!! Don't forget to wear your penis poncho before you have sex!!

by James1024 February 4, 2009

penis gord

penis gord refers to someone who's an idiot, much like calling someone a penis wrinkle. (this is gord as in those small weird looking pumpkins)

your such a penis gord

by JugGer December 30, 2003