A one-night friend is an internet friend that you stay up late to chat with, but ghosts you the next morning and never talks to you ever again.
A: 'I met a really great girl last night on discord! We have so much in common.'
B: 'Really? Have you talked to her today?'
A: 'No, she left me on read.'
B: 'That sucks, she's probably only a one-night friend'
B: 'Really? Have you talked to her today?'
A: 'No, she left me on read.'
B: 'That sucks, she's probably only a one-night friend'
by oftmice June 28, 2019
Get the One-night friend mug.Also known as Friends Fuckers, Wilmington Friends School is a private Quaker school with too many god awful meeting for worships. Everyone has known each other for too damn long so it's weird if you like someone. The staff is all snobby bitches who either don't care or care way too much. There's that one kid in each grade who's a stuck up rich-bitch who only cares about their bf's dick. The boys are obnoxious, loud, and annoying. The girls are basic and only care about themselves and their friends. The dress code is a whole other story but it sucks ass. There are stupid weekly meeting for worships where people fake cough, sneeze and clear their throat just for attention. Overall WFS sucks.
by ABC BITCH May 10, 2019
Get the Wilmington Friends School mug.by uttam maharjan September 30, 2011
Get the all-weather friend mug.Literally, as a reversal of the common expression "friends with benefits" this could mean any platonic friendship--but there are already plenty of words for that most-common of relationships. Friends without benefits describes a particular type of a situation where you've outgrown or are tired of a friend but through some force of habit (on either person's part really) they're still in your life. But there's no benefit to the relationship for you. They keep calling you up and acting like everything's everything when you're around but you're so relieved when they hang up or leave. And nothing really bad has happened that you could point to and "break up" with them. So you plod onward making excuses and dreading the next time they call. Happens most often with borderline sociopaths who are unable to pick up on the stream of cues you give them that they're unwelcome. Also requires you to be too empathic to simply tell them to fuck off. Mutual history also plays a part in this. May be more common in middle age.
by mr. humann June 19, 2010
Get the friends without benefits mug.General euphenism for taking a crap. Can be altered slightly to better describe the type of crapping situation one is about to experience or has experienced by explaining the experience your friends are having or about to have. See examples below.
to crap: Hey, I'm going to "make some friends."
to inquire: How are your friends?
crapping discomfort: My friends are angry today.
leftover floater: I went to go make some friends, but someone else's friends were there to greet me.
don't leave a floater: Never leave a friend behind.
post crapping: My friends have left the building.
self explanitory: There's a special place inside me for all my friends.
constipated: My friends didn't show up.
eating questionable food: My friends aren't going to like this.
(i think we see where this is going.)
to inquire: How are your friends?
crapping discomfort: My friends are angry today.
leftover floater: I went to go make some friends, but someone else's friends were there to greet me.
don't leave a floater: Never leave a friend behind.
post crapping: My friends have left the building.
self explanitory: There's a special place inside me for all my friends.
constipated: My friends didn't show up.
eating questionable food: My friends aren't going to like this.
(i think we see where this is going.)
by Randalls January 28, 2008
Get the "Make some friends." mug.When you get a friend request on facebook and for whatever reason you feel obligated or feel it necessary to accept their request even though you would prefer not to.
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I didn't much like Lisa when we worked on the fundraiser together and now she put in a friend request to me on Facebook. I wouldn't have accepted it but she is so well connected in the community I think it would be a mistake to ignore it. I grouped her under what she is--a Facebook obligate friend.
by CLS CU April 7, 2010
Get the Facebook obligate friend mug.When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.
by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007
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