When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.
Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”
Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.
Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.
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As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.
As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.
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