Ur Mom

Ur mom is used when someone asks "what does this look like?" or "who is that?" etc. and you are too lazy to answer

"What is that?" It is ur mom"

by Syasya123 :P March 23, 2019

ur mom

i have crippling depression

person1: haha dude guess what?
person2: yeah?
person1: ur mom
person2: wow you're lame
person1: *crying*

by niggajeff February 24, 2019

Your mom

This means that your friends want to fuck your mom because she hot 🔥

Alex: hey what were you doing last night?

Me: your mom brooooooo

by Suck_ur_mom_ March 24, 2022

ur mom

YOUR MOTHER HAHAHAHA

Man 1: "hey guess what''
Man 2: "what"
Man 1: "UR MOM"
Man 2: "I just lost my last braincell"

by Badass_bunny October 17, 2022

Your mom

Something I fuck often

BLM 😩
(Bang local moms)

Jimmy: I was pulling out the drive way right-
Preston: I was pulling out of your MOM last night.

by Mommy.. milkers.. January 6, 2022

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car

by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023

MOM

A person who gave birth to you.sometimes you ike her and someties you dont,and sometimes you dont have one if you dont im sorry.And if shes a christain good luck not wanting to go to church

mom:go clean your room !!!!
Daughter/son:No!!
Mom:spanks you lol

by EPIC_CORPSEHUSBAND- LOVER4484 November 8, 2020